Will you accompany me on a family vacation to Wisconsin Dells? You will? Oh, great!
First we visit the giant water parks — all fifty of them. We bring our kids and our extended families into the rapids. Then we glide down a long swirly slide and tread water in a pool. I stand under a waterfall for several moments. Now we attend a thrill show, and then we head over to Robot World. Keep your swimsuits on while we walk thru the Museum of Automobiles. Oh, now I see that there are multiple Motorcar Museums — that is terrific.
After our museum spree, we play mini golf and drink beer. The Haunted Mansion nearly scares the life out of me. Wait… Noah’s Ark is here too? I can barely believe it.
We spend the majority of our time at Beaver Springs Fishing Park. Then I buy each of our kids a large aquarium and a Sunset Cruise.
When we finally return to our townhome in Minnesota, I write the following diary entry:
To Whom it May Concern,
Today, we took the kids and all of our extended family members to the Dells of Wisconsin. We had fun on the waterslides. The sun was hot, so it felt refreshing to swim. It was a very nice vacation. I liked it. My skin became tan. We saw many women in bathing suits. Bye-bye for now.
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