High Tech Power Plant

I solved the energy crisis by purchasing a high tech power plant. It has ninety amps and ten watts. Out in front, I put a warning sign that says “Be Wary: Big Voltage”. It’s sharp like a porcupine. Everything inside the plant is flammable and combustible, so I personally installed a chain link fence around its perimeter which, if touched, will give you a massive electric shock. 

One of the power rooms in my high tech plant is dedicated to fusing the element uranium with the element mercury to make the scary new element “uraniumercury”, also known as “murcuranium”. 

Another room of the plant has Nuclear Army Ants crawling out of it. 

There’s glowing green plasma oozing everywhere and radiant orbs cascading from the windows. The landscape looks like it is melting, and the atmosphere is blurry. I also arranged the décor so that there’s a giant mutant lobster claw coming out of the chimney. (I got this idea from something I met in outer space.) Wherever you look, there’s sour water and bald rats. 

Lastly, all along the rim of my power plant, behind the parapet of its top castle’s wall, there are loudspeakers that continually play the “Governmental Safety Song”.