I got a brand-new vehicle that has leather plush seats and chrome on the wheels. It was engineered by NASA, so you can drive it fast. It also has a computer that steers for you. This car can fly, and it is glossy and fresh. Its interior is neon blue, and it has a TV mounted on the wall, plus an inlaid bar. The transmission lever is covered in soft mink, and its chauffeur is a Playboy Bunny made entirely of silicone.
Speeding down the road in my new automobile, I pull over police officers and make them apologize to me. My car has wings that flap and spikes that come out and jab you. It has eight exhaust pipes with engine flames, and a gold case that holds your cigarettes. I don’t ever worry about traffic because I simply steamroll over all other vehicles.
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