Tip

The wooden gate that leads to our courtyard came off of its hinges again today, so I had to waste my free time repairing it, so I didn’t have time to write an actual entry, so I wrote a non-actual entry instead, which is exactly 140 characters in length and can be found directly below the following painting.

Dear diary,

To a moon-sized, synthetic eyeball suspended in space, humans look small. But, to the microscopic relatives of spiders, humans look big. So if you are a human, and you want to remind yourself how blank you are (with blank standing for your choice of either significant or insignificant), just consider one of the two perspectives listed above.