Ecosystem

Now I’ll learn you some more wisdom. This one’s called “Titled” (as opposed to “Untitled”). 

Ecosystems are fun. They have water flowing thru them, and then clouds drip water back down on you, and the grass eats it up. Pretty soon, a lake appears. And then the lake evaporates. Its water goes up to the sky and forms vapor, which coagulates into that very same cloud that we saw. 

This vapor eventually falls onto the land again, causing the land to experience the phenomenon of being splashed. (“H2O” is just hydrogen-oxygen bigamy.) And this watery substance decides to flow until the lake becomes a stream. Have you read that part in the Bible where they talk about “How a Bill becomes Allah”? It’s pretty much the same idea. 

Now we got this stream streaming around like a streaming network, except it’s presently landlocked. So it escapes up into the sky. And the sky is azure. At this point, a cloud appears. This cloud is big, and it looks like spilt milk.

Now all the milk inside the cloud squirts down on the ground. The landscape is saturated: there’s a milky lake of water that starts to boil because the earth is like a stovetop, and every thing that lives is placed on its backburner.

So the rapid inflationary rates that the Powers that Be inflict upon all innocent elements cause the lake’s liquid assets to emigrate upwards, and they end in the heavens. That is, they leave their native paradise for Upper Hell. For what goes down must perform a Second Coming and serve as the Prince of Air; thus it lands in a cloud and flies it around and shoots thunderbolts. “Look out below: the walls of Jericho are falling!” 

That’s our ecosystem, in a nutshell.