Once you’ve purchased your groceries and sped home, the ideal next step is to enjoy a picnic with your grandparents. Here is how to go about doing that:
Determine a place to gather at the beach. Drape a blanket over an area that is not in shade; you’re going to want the hot rays of the sun beating down on you, all the while.
Find three of those very tall chairs that lifeguards use, and place them on the blanket no more than two meters apart: the closer, the better. Now, point with your arm and tell grandma and grandpa to climb up into their chairs and sit down, while you do the same. Do not help them: they need to learn how to seat themselves.
Once you’re all three in your high chairs, begin the picnic by throwing a grapefruit to your grandfather. Put your whole heart into the pitch. Then toss a prune at grandma. Keep launching food until all three of you are stuffed and unable to eat more. Now initiate naptime:
Immediately fall asleep where you are, up there in your lifeguard chairs. You and your grandparents have now enjoyed a picnic together.
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