I like to stay home. All I eat are raw yams. My house is my castle, and I live like a king: nobody can tell me what to do. I walk around naked and stop and gawk at myself in the mirror. And I need not ever remove my shoes. Neither do I have to brush my teeth nor bathe regularly. I cut my own hair; and, when I do wash, I use sand, because water affrights me. I never vacuum, and I never answer my telephone. I leave the TV on constantly with its volume at full blast, playing old cartoons. All I do is read. Yes, I’m happy at home.
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