Let’s begin with the facts. I am a member of a bank. Now, inside this bank, there is an outsize vat where they keep all my money. — Do you notice anything suspicious about this setup? I’ll give you a hint: The bank’s automated teller machine, which is supposed to dispense cash to its members, charges a fee whenever I want to withdraw from my account. Pretty funny, huh? Now pay attention to my philosophy: I believe that I have a right to do anything I please, and these banks are obviously trying to molest and abuse me, with all their rules and regulations; they make me feel like I’m in a prison! I’m not even allowed to make and sell pipe bombs, nor can I legally execute my late father. Indeed, all I ever wanted to do is set fire to this planet; however, according to certain big banks, that privilege is reserved.
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