Wolverine

Purr, purr! Wolverine is a mythological creature who is half man, half cat. He has razor-sharp knives that are more than three meters long coming out of his hands. He rips and scratches and roars and cries, like a zooming saw that is a lioness in heat. He can jump extremely high and soar through the air. His favorite dance is “The Human Claw,” and he is good at reaping oats. His extra-long knives will cut you, if you are his enemy. I believe that he displays tufts of goat-beard on each cheek for sideburns. And he also has strange, shapely, feline ears. 

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Driven solely by animal instincts, he will guide you to your tomb. The collective dream of his gang of Mutant Friends is to enlighten the world with their marvelous new philosophy.

Battle Wolverine? Don’t even try; just say goodbye, for you will die.

His strapping skeleton is made of adamantium: This really does the trick. He’s firmer than the foundation of a modern home, and many women find him attractive. 

Wolverine is very smart, very perceptive, very fast, and very dapper. Are you telling me that you insist on fighting him in a duel? Well, you can do that, if you dare; but, like I said before, you will certainly get slain: He will beat you up, then and there, and rip you to ribbons, even after you’re already dead. He’ll drag your remains behind his Cat-car.