All About Mary

Here is an essay that will tell you everything you need to know about Mary. 

Mary could fly with a stick. Mary was imposing and pyramidal à la the medulla oblongata. Mary knew the Van Dyke brothers. You should believe what I tell you. Mary was a forceful rhetorician who wrote in ciphers. Mary really knew how to sing. Mary consisted of tangible material. She made Hell look up. Mary was a woman. I have no doubts about that. All these facts are free for the taking; but, of the next three, two shall be true and one shall be false. Mary was British. Mary spoke Yiddish. Mary baked a cake. Mary did not undergo death but rather was transported directly to Mount Ida. Mary owns a toll portal. “Wait,” someone speaks up: “is there a charge now? I thought you said that all was free for the taking.” But my special offer applies to these facts alone. Of course her portal has a charge, you stupid fool.