Evil Twin Lecturer

My name is Bryan Ray, so don’t go around asking my name, do you hear? OK, now this is what I’m trying to say: I myself am the first lecturer in the entire history of lecturing ever to deliver a speech like this one, Jack. I see all the women in the audience are magnetically attracted to my special quality of uniqueness. That is proof. But here is the problem: I have an Evil Lecturing Twin. 

Ra-a-ah! thus I confuse you: I’m Bryan Ray’s Evil Lecturing Twin; berserking out and slurring all my points, so that I mishandle the essence of every would-be Great Address. And you never know when it’s me or when it’s him. I myself talk really loud and mean; I’m a sheer disgrace. For, as my end-credit says, I’m his Doublespeak, and that’s that. He’s Bryan Ray the world-famous essayist and lecturer, my own good-ass counterfeit. So I’m like a mechanized version of your favorite president.