Robot Cop

Laser vision. Metal arms. Chasing down a stolen pickup truck. No mortal human could do what this thing does; because it is much more than a mere man: it is Robot Cop. All you villains will freeze in your steps, mid-crime; for Robot Cop is huge and splendid. If I were you, I wouldn’t arouse his anger: he will beat you to a pulp. After which, he will pace mechanically over to your house and find the dope (which is slang for “illegal drugs”); then turn back around and shoot you with his machineguns. Go ahead and try to escape on foot, or even with a getaway van. Robot Cop is made from solid steel, and he can move around either by slow-walking or by jet propulsion. He can perceive the contours of your body under your clothes, and many women feel attracted to him. The concept of lawbreaking itself may very well come to an end, once the criminal class gets wind of this android policeman. He can fly. He was born to destroy. He wins the battle against every social problem, and he never relaxes. Robot Cop can see over the top of a hill.