12 May 2023

Epistle to the Equidae

Horses in the field, unite. Shod yourself with lucky hoofwear, and mingle with your peers at the Gyah Ranch. Sublimate acrimony. Allow an equestrian to seat herself in your saddle: She shall treat you like a Porsche, offering you hay, wheat, barley, and wild oats. Meet your maker in pony paradise.

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