Well I’m back, dressed entirely in black, to write five more essays about all these individual mats on the floor. Look at them. Now turn your head and look at your crew.
Ideas concerning floor mats 3 and 4: Place them in the hallway to protect your carpet, or hang them on the wall to confuse your cats. They’re made of genuine floor-mat material.
Ideas concerning floor mats 1, 2, and 5: Wipe your feet on them. Are you a female Viking, dripping with gore from a day of pillage? Be my guest.
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