Everyone screams because a skeleton has appeared. There is also a guillotine.
Children stand on the front step of a house and ring the bell. When the door opens, they shout: “Stick ’em up! Put the money in the bag.”
The whole world goes to war over candy.
Witches are stirring a brew. Now something jumps out and terrifies whoever is still wearing their 3-D goggles. “I am the Evil One’s reservoir of libido,” says the thing that jumped out; “I produce the Devil’s greatest nightmares.”
A seductress on the street corner feels such intense fear that she wets her hot-pants; and, while shaking her fist at the moon, she remarks thru clenched teeth: “Tis a night of sin. / Let the fun begin.”
Be very careful if you are driving a car through the suburbs. Masked toddlers are walking around in full fancy-dress: some appear to be airborne vampire bats; others look like mummies wrapped in kerchiefs, or Doctor Frankenstein’s man of clay. Oak trees, sticky with sap, are wielding sharp metal leaves.
There is a pumpkin carved out to look like a laughing lantern, but it is actually a mantrap. And Satan himself stars as the evangelist Billy Graham (2 Corinthians 11:14).
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