Night Vision

My Night Vision headset allows me to navigate the murky blackness when the sun goes down. I intuit herds of deer jogging through the park. Despite the fact that we’re all technically invisible, I prowl over to the racetrack and attempt a kamikaze mission — here’s what happened: 

I was able to get close and gain the trust of some of the cows; then, after milking their udders counterclockwise until the bucket was full, I rendezvoused at headquarters, and we all played a game of Boggle.