Where shall we go for Spring Break? How about somewhere that serves bubblegum-flavored gin. OK, now let’s stumble over to yet another bar with the rest of our classmates from Eagan High School. We order some discount whores and drink worms with them. Then take pictures to bring back home and show to our peers to prove that we’re hip. Now our Accounting Teacher ambles over and glimpses a photograph of me gulping yellow tequila with a pregnant lady.
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