Minidisc

Why is a minidisc the size of one’s clenched fist? Whoever decided to market this item sure took a chance on love. As the name suggests, these minidiscs are small, not tall, plus they’re off the wall and havin’ a ball. Toss them into danger and they will never break. 

Now for some questions from the audience. . . . 

“How does it work?” 

—Well, first, you need a player. 

“Are you telling us to purchase a CD player?” 

—No, a minidisc player. 

“Oh, I see: You’re saying we should buy a device that can read this type of media?” 

—Yes, that’s what you need. Minidiscs work similar to CDs: you simply press a button that says “play,” and they play; then, when you press the button that says “pause,” they pause. 

“But can you tell us if this manner of technology is endorsed by the Recording Academy of North America?” 

—The answer is: I don’t know. Actually, my answer is: I don’t care. Asking me stupid questions like that is a good way to get yourself wounded. You think you look intelligent, but you’re only belligerent. I’m done talking to you.