When you climb into your bed and notice green slime on the covers, there’s one idea that should pop into your head: multidimensional bed-hoppers have broken into my room and slept on my sheets. Actually, you shouldn’t call it a “break-in”: for what they do is just fade through the wall, because their body is made of ectoplasm; then they get comfortable and ruin your pillow. They also snoop through all your belongings and find your girlfriend’s toy collection, which gives them a laugh.
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