Giant Mechanical Snake

The giant mechanical robot snake has metal parts that bend, and gears and motors turning hard. It can spit lightning for almost a mile. It tears up the planet Earth and chomps grass and eats dust. Its venomous fang squirts acid. One time it drank all the water out of Lake Ontario. It has eyes of liquid fire, which it uses to burn cars with huge flames. So I yell and ask: “What is it that you want from us humans, O giant mechanical snake of rust?” And then I ask: “Are you sent by God as punishment for our sins, or are you just a regular tinfoil serpent?” Finally I say: “If we feed you coins, will you stop devouring us?” But, before it can answer, the police show up with one enormous metal handcuff, and they drag the snake to prison and toss it in a cell next to the giant mechanical snail.