20 August 2023

Things That Are Good

Here is a list of all the things that are good:

  • Birds, trees, singing
  • Going to the spot 
  • Passing the written portion of your Law Enforcement Officer Exam
  • Stripper alone in the dark (no one can see)
  • Machines on fire
  • Metal razor gun
  • Joggers
  • Cola
  • Summer Lovers Wonder Wood
  • Semiautomatic belt strap with free asteroids
  • Falling into a trap — or, rather, when your enemy falls into a trap
  • Going shopping at the mall
  • Talking with a southern accent
  • Lollipops, apples, colorful cats, moonbeams, pencils, shoes
  • Vending machines
  • Fingernail polish
  • Bulletproof wallets attending a school devoid of students
  • Black holes in the Red Sea
  • The time when people did not steal my bicycle
  • Pretty robins
  • Wooden coffins
  • Rocks, airplanes, combs and zippers
  • Cattle, dynamite, earth
  • Construction was halted for the better part of a century, as the Republic of Pisa continually engaged in battles with nearby nations — this allowed time for the underlying soil to settle; otherwise, the tower would almost certainly have toppled
  • Smiling sun
  • Having fun
  • Candy, guns 
  • Pickles and buns

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