Dear [Name],
I hope this finds you enjoying the horror show.
2025 has been quite a year in blogging — lousy, awful, and continuously depressing. Thru it all, my experience as a blog dealer, combined with your unfortunate state as a blog abuser, leaves me with zero care to say more.
Looking ahead to 2026, I’m hearing discouraging sounds from my demons: they’re predicting high rates of audience apathy, mediocre ideas, and a sharp increase in offensive language.
Yes, it’s bad, and it’s only going to get worse. So, I thank you for making the poor judgment to postpone cancelling me.
With deepest condolences,
Bryan Ray
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