If I was a married woman

If I was a married woman, I would leave my wife at home alone and go visit my best friend, who is also a married woman. Then when my best friend leaves the room, I would seduce her wife. Meanwhile, my own wife would secretly trail me, so she would end up at the address of my best friend too. After watching me enter the building, my own wife would then sneak around to the back and try to open a window. So, while I am in the front room seducing my best friend’s wife, my best friend will be in the adjacent bedroom watching my own wife climb thru the window. My wife will then seduce my best friend. At that point, all of us married women will happen to catch each other in the arms of each other’s wives: this will be grounds for divorce. We will therefore all get divorced. Once our divorces are finalized, however, we will realize that we all still love each other, so we will continue to spend time together, dining regularly as a family and eventually moving into the same house. At last, we will hire four private investigators and command each sleuth separately, unbeknownst to the rest, to spy on all the other detectives, and that shall provide our entertainment.