two thots and a talkie

thot 1

if i could find the place where all the honor in the world is, i would pour colored dye in there. that way i could make out all the honorable people just by looking at them, because they would turn bright blue, and i could avoid them

thot 2

it is easy to perform surgical operations on your patients, but hard to do so on yourself. when operating on a body other than your own, you use a combination of gases and injections to induce a sleeplike state in the subject, then make an incision and rearrange the internal organs. but to operate on yourself, you first must administer the general anesthetic, then while in the state of slumber you need to remain sharp witted enough to complete the entire procedure, and apply adequate pressure to stop any hemorrhaging

talkie

and just for the record yestereven we watched the last movie in the filmography of charlie chaplin hooray now we are done. this final film was titled a countess from hong kong but it might as well have been called people repeatedly scared by buzzing doorbell because it was two straight hours of that (the main characters are a man and a woman who end up sharing the same cabin on a boat however for the sake of propriety they cannot be seen together therefore every potential visitor terrifies them and this happens over and over no matter what they happen to be doing whenever they hear the doorbell buzz they both bolt up in panic and the woman must hide)