Before I share two proven facts here on this blog, I need to give myself an important reminder:
NOTE TO SELF: Don’t forget to purchase your latest book. It’s not the twin volumes whose covers went viral yesterweek (Vol 1 & Vol 2) – no, it’s the last of the many absurdities that I composed over the past Seven Years of Social Famine.
However, if you look closely at the back cover of the second half of my two-part collection that I mentioned up top, you’ll notice that this latest book will be included in that volume; so actually I advise against purchasing it on its own, unless you fancy the notion of making me even richer.
Now here is a detail of some art that I discovered on the side of a package of bandages:
And, finally, here are the two facts that I promised to tell myself:
Last night I was excited and blissful because, in my dream, I inherited an apartment that was fully furnished. Although it contained many other luxuries, for some reason I chose to wander from room to room, counting all of its beds. The place was equipped with more than twenty-six beds. And three of them were bunk beds.
The time that is displayed on our coffee machine’s digital clock differs from the time that is displayed on our wood stove’s face clock, because our wood stove spent some moments inside a black hole.