Chirrups from the birdbath

Did you know that I bathe in an ice-cold stream every day? Well, here is a list of statements that I recently shouted:

• My eyes cannot bear to follow the trail all of the way up to its heavenly birthplace, but I swear that the sun is bleeding smoke this morning.
• I work most gladly when not forced to work.
• The bespectacled virgin saddles a domesticated markhor.
• Not yet have I wavered in my opinion that life ends at 26 and the rest is rehash.
• I want everything to be so marm that I want everything to be pure glam.
• Poetry is like talking without talking.
• I love when genteel adults enjoy spirits together.
• It is easy to see that I have the eyes of a rat; but you must spend time conversing with me to know that I have the mind of a rat, as well.
• A messager sends a messenge.
• (1) bouncy hair with lots of body
  (2) bouncy hair with lots of bodies
• I admire anyone who can speak with authority to a busload of people.
• Weird maverick sur-outmoded blague.

Now I must apologize for sharing the file “ms pain crapola 2” as this entry’s obligatory image: