If I could invent my own muppet, and Jim Henson would promise not to get in the way or try to censor my artistic vision, I would create a muppet that is variegated & whose back has spikes like a stegosaurus. Also it would be carnivorous. Then I would craft an additional muppet out of white felt, and it would be shaped like a horse. Finally, my sauroid muppet would open its jaws & devour the soft white belly of my horsey muppet, & red felt would gush out.
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