Orange Cyborg

There have been plenty of psalms written in praise of various Robot Men. This is just another. I will be happy if it stands the test of time and proves itself as one of the best.

Uh oh! Coming from the fathomless depths of the crick southeast of Lexington Avenue is Orange Cyborg. He stands on the coastline. We notice that he has very long orange wires and an orange gearbox. He is a complete gentleman. He owns a South African coffee farm. (High-quality beans are produced by means of correct harvesting practices.) He is always frowning at pedestrians. Orange Cyborg has red laser eyes with heat beams known as “death ray scorchers”. His goal in life is to persuade as many human beings as possible to abort their fetuses. He dreams of procreating but he cannot do so in life because he lacks genitalia. He is a Renaissance Man and a practicing Buddhist.