I invented a probability game wherein players take turns rolling a set of five dice to amass points — it resembles Poker. My friends and I always play this game on our yacht; that’s why I named it “Yahtzee”.
One afternoon, we were smoking & drinking & playing this game. Now, after rolling the dice and setting aside my three fives, suddenly about a hundred birds flew past and interrupted us — they were hooting, scratching, clawing & gnawing. It’s hard to explain in words the chaos that ensued, so I’ll draw you a picture of the scene on this sketchpad:
Over here are vultures and robins fighting each other, ripping flesh with their talons: feathers are flying, and little birdies are expiring in agony upon the battlefield. Ducks, geese, eagles, and swans also land nearby and start honking & screeching, nipping & lunging. They’re attempting to steal each other’s eggs. And they keep crashing thru our windows.
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