I’m shy when in public; but, if you get me alone, I’m a little more talkative. I’m interested in saving the wild owls, whales, and manatees. That woman whom I referred to as “my girlfriend” is an undercover cop: While meditating by the crick, we caught a trout together. She and I used to skip our church’s Sunday School class to hang out under the stairwell and tell jokes. Well, those days are gone, and everyone’s poor now. I heard my neighbor say that he “bought a replacement on the Internet” and was shocked to learn that this referred to his marital partner. In explanation, he added: “Chuck E. Cheese androids were deemed unfit for childbearing.” Now I ask you, gentle reader: Do you think that you can defeat my new style of karate?
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