Julia Roberts

I shall now compose an essay on Julia Roberts. Since she’s a celebrity who’s so well-loved, it’ll be hard to say anything about her that people don’t already know, but I’ll try my best to offer only the most arcane facts that will blow your mind. 

Julia Roberts was born in Colorado. Her debut appearance on the big screen was alongside Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim, in a docudrama about sautéing. This is where she became an expert on chopsticks — she was the first person to use them to hold up her hair. She got her big break starring in the motion picture “Sleepless Seattle”, which became the talk of the town on account of its risqué combat scenes. Ms. Roberts is noteworthy for having never participated in a single bad film. Her most lucrative role (to date) was as the titular temptress in the movie “Richard Gere’s Mermaid”, where she wore a tube skirt jangled out with what seemed to be fish scales. Julia currently lives in Montana with her two shy cats and their red plastic milk-saucers.