I got arrested while holding a sign that said: “The End of Spacetime is Near!” When I asked the authorities the reason for my arrest, they said that people were becoming too frightened by my prophetic message — it was ruining the festive atmosphere of the State Fair.
I therefore apologized and changed my sign’s wording, so it now said: “Everything is Going to be Fine.”
This amendment satisfied the authorities: so they allowed me to return to the fairgrounds, where I took my usual place and held my new sign high. But then spacetime stopped, and everybody expired.
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