Laundry

Here is something elegant that you probably never learned before: How to wash your clothes. It’s called “doing laundry” — like cooking dinner, but a little different. 

After you’ve worn a shirt, a sweater, or a dress, simply place it in the washing machine. (This is an American concept — if you’re British, just continue wearing your costume.) All the stains shall come out, after you add detergent and start the washing process. You’ll notice your clothes smell better and look fresh. 

When the load is done, take the items out and hang them on the clothesline to dry. The woman who lives next door will be out there winking at you. Go ahead and wink back. If this flirtation leads to true love, then congratulations. She probably finds you attractive because of your personality.