Imagine a log that has the power to do miracles. This is not a nod to the log that is cradled by Margaret, the “Log Lady” from the Twin Peaks soap opera; nor am I referring to the “Log” commercial from the first season of the Ren & Stimpy cartoon. I’m talking about a real log, from the real world, that can perform real miracles.
Power Log zooms around and shoots bolts and nuts. It buzzes at all hours of the day or night. It does all these things and more.
Power Log is totally self-motivated and has a vast surplus of energy. It fights evil. It hides in the clouds and then pops out to chastise anyone who voices an incorrect opinion. It goes “buzz-buzz” while it rattles and hums.
Power Log is superbly smart. If you approach with smugness and argue with it sarcastically as if you’re superior, you will soon be running into the corner of the room and cowering.
Nobody knows who created Power Log originally. It just keeps buzzing and humming, as it grows and grows.
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