The Action Guys

We’re the action guys. We wear action clothes. We use action pulleys and throw action spears. We carry action knives, which are lethally sharp; and we drive action cars. 

I’m the main action man because I have the action master-plan. My second-in-command action man has an action goat that accompanies him on all our missions. (Even if we go to dine at an upscale restaurant, the action goat comes along.) 

We have action bikes with action tires, and we carry action fire-striker cannons that shoot out action sparks. If you want to know what these action cannons are made out of, I think it’s carbon steel and flint. And the action sparks blast out in gorgeous cloud-like plumes. 

My hairstyle is called “the action curl”. I moonlight as an action monk saying action prayers. Our team also owns an action ghost that discharges action slime. 

The only two members of the official Action Guys Community whose names rhyme when chanted are Robert De Niro & Robert Shapiro. 

All of us action guys always eat all of our meals together. And we all have a special coating that makes us impervious to rust.