20 November 2022

I Chew Tobacco

I chew tobacco because it is a delight. I keep a big chaw in my mouth which causes my cheek to bulge out.  This empty soda can that I’m always holding is my portable spittoon. The brand of chew that I prefer is Copenhagen. How about yourself? Oh, you like Kodiak? That stuff is far less good. No, I chew Copenhagen and drive my big truck around town with one hand on the steering wheel and my other holding the empty soda can. I’m feeling a buzz, just cruising aimlessly while daydreaming about fantastic things like tobacco mountain ranges and waterfalls of tobacco-juice.

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