Folding Tray Table

I own a folding table that’s made of steel, and it has no tires. Flip it open and put your tray on top: Enjoy your dinner. Have your cake, too. 

After you’re finished, just to prove its strength, go ahead and give the table a beating — you’ll see how hard it is to demolish. Don’t worry if you actually do manage to tear it apart; I have many more in storage. I use tray tables all the time; they are positioned all over my house, because I have TV screens installed everywhere, and I always eat alone. By using these folding tables, I can remain seated on my folding steel chair and continue to watch television without having to set my meal tray on the floor. Thus I avoid spilling food. Then, when I’m finished, I have the option of folding up the table and putting it away. But I always leave it out. 

So, to review: What should you do when you’re ready to sup, but you can’t find a place to put your meat? The answer is: Use a folding tray table — this way, you can nourish yourself almost anywhere. 

For instance, let’s say that it’s Monday evening, and you want to watch the U.S. Football Game, but your dining room is way over on the opposite side of your villa; so you can’t see the television from there. — What do you do, in this predicament? Do you kill yourself? The answer is: Only if your sickness is your soul. (That is: If your eye or your hand offends you, you can respectively pluck it out or cut it off. But your soul demands more.) Otherwise, just use a folding tray table. A fun fact about this item is that it was invented by the actor who plays the male lead in Frank Capra’s 1934 movie It Happened One Night.