Frosty vs. Rudolph

It’s a fight: Frosty the Snowman versus Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. How exciting.

Frosty throws the first punch and breaks Rudolph’s nose. Frosty then melts his water into Rudolph’s lungs, causing him to feel like he’s drowning in an ice-cold pond. 

Xmas is a time for boxing and hoof-to-snow combat. 

“Frosty, Frosty, knock him out!” the crowd chants. But the reindeer’s fans start a counter-chant, singing: “Rudolph, duck and jab some more! Cut his face!”

Frosty now lands a second punch, which causes Rudolph to collapse in a heap. “That’ll teach that dirty horse a lesson,” Frosty mutters. At this point, the referee comes over and offers Frosty a shotgun, which he uses to put the animal out of its misery.