29 March 2023

Hair

If you fail to appreciate Mother Nature’s gifts, then she will be left no choice but to forsake you. That’s why I advocate praising both the property and bestower of hair. It is nice to see sprouting up, wherever it happens to grow. Hair is better than wigs or hats, and far superior to perukes. When nicely styled, it is as safe as a feline house-pet. One can make a very fine suit out of camelhair. Sheep have wool, and pigs have dirt.

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