Tonight I shall serve you Hot Beer. It’s like the regular beer that you know and love, except it’s been placed in the oven. For we despise cold beer with ice; we only like beer that’s on fire. I learned in college that the Germans invented heat, and that’s why Hot Beer tastes so tricksy. Plus, everybody loathes wintertime; therefore, it is good that we boil our beer in flaming cinders. Real men with true masculinity drink Hot Beer. Be careful to burn yourself.
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