Smoking Sour Beer

Get ready; get set — I’m about to introduce a new product. What the heck is this? Holy cow! It’s Smoking Sour Beer. Yes, beer that is sour and smoking. This is good stuff; that’s no lie. How do the Germans make such excellent beverages!? Look at all that smoke that’s pluming out. Taste it, reader. [You, the reader, nod your head and take a powerful swig.] Ha! now your face makes a sour expression. “This is a great brew,” you exclaim; “it’s got smoke stringing all throughout its bulk, and it’s sour to the taste.” Yes, Smoking Sour Beer is for the toughest, the roughest, and the big-bad-buffest men. It goes straight down your esophagus and instantaneously muffs up your mullet.