“Yuck! What’s that smell!? I think we need to drain our septic tank. Will somebody please go and telephone Burt the Plumber?”
“Hello, this is Burt. To whom do I owe this pleasure of having been awakened from deep sleep?”
“Burt! I’m so glad we reached you! We need your expertise — please help us!”
“Sure, that’s what I do. — Whoa, what’s that stench?”
“We think we need to drain our septic tank.”
“Oh sheesh — ick; that really does smell bad.”
“C’mon, Burt! Please help us out.”
“Alright, first let me get my vast coil of yellow accordion tubing. OK, now I arrived at your tank: it seems to be overflowing with sewage. That’s probably where the odor is coming from.”
“Dang, Burt, we’re watching you from our living room window, and that accordion tube really is colossal!”
“OK, I’m done. You’re good to go.”
“Thank you for cleaning out our sewer system.”
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