Fake Bazongas

I only sponsor products that I actually use; that’s why I sponsor fake bazongas. You should buy some fake bazongas for yourself. I find that they look nice. You can wear them in your neighborhood. They have nips that are dark and luscious. Folks will notice an increase in the amount of cleavage that you’re displaying. You can feel a loving sensation when you touch them. Not only do they make job-hunting easier, but they improve your relationship with the entire community. Take them off if you get hot. Clip them on just like a tie. They come in two sizes: big or large. Shake and jiggle them — they behave great. And there’s no messy glue to clean. They won’t explode or cause infection, and they fit on any subway train.