I hate filling out questionnaires. Who really wants to know all this info? I just lie when I answer: I say that I’m a single Latin female and that I’m super wealthy because I fought in the First World War. And then when the inquisitors write back telling me that my replies are confusing and nearly insupportable, I shout: “What do you know about Latin chicks!?”
Then I fill out another questionnaire and say that I have lots of children and that I live on a private island, and I invented Catholicism. And I only speak Finnish, and I have shiny hair and pretty clothes.
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