Gary’s Scrap Metal

You lookin’ for metal parts? See, this sign says “Gary’s Scrap Metal.” There’s a junked out ’70s Ford in the front of the yard. You can park out back; just find a free spot on the grass. Watch out for deer. 

We sell metal mounts, big sheets of metal, and buckets of odds and ends. It’s all scrap. There’s quality steel and whatever you need. Other metal stuff too: clamps, ramps, plates and weights. This is a good place to bring your significant other.

ACTUAL CUSTOMER TESTIMONY: “Whenever I need to fix my truck, I drive down to Gary’s Scrap Metal. It’s the best. They run a business out of their home. It’s my favorite place in Wisconsin. I even met Gary himself one time. I buy all my scrap here. He has every type of sheet, no matter how big; and he can machine it down to any size or shape. Look at this, for instance: it’s the copper cutter that I used in the essay where I bought those Canadian tacos.”