Green Toast

I eat the green toast because it is powerful food. It is made from nutrients that are all dyed bluish green. I eat it for lunch. I love it. It’s the funnest meal that I’ve ever found for girls and boys. It really tastes like toast. It’s so juicy and green, and it makes you strong and rangy.

Pass the cognac, let’s eat green toast together. Neon bright, now with a lemon lime berry flavor twist. Buy it at the mall. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) is here. 

Spread the mayonnaise on the thighs, Mrs. Postman, and gimme some cash. I have an infinite supply of livers. Now let’s jump into a pool of honey. Rudolph, guide our sleigh; ring your bell and wake the dead. You impregnated your first cousin. Now it’s time to rename Britain Britney.