“What the hell! Now I lost my hat! — Somebody, call the plumber, immediately!”
“Hi there, my name’s Burt; I’m your neighborhood plumber. I’ll help you find your hat this holiday season. First, I need to fetch my Rotary Coil Mechanism and Mobile Vacuum with Two-Speed Motor. Now, tell me: Where’s the last place that you saw your hat? Maybe it’s under this dusty rug . . . Or, wait: perhaps it’s over here, obstructing the drain along with birdseed and hair clippings. Watch while I unscrew the pipe like so — oh my gosh, man, that smells bad — yeah, see all those hair clippings, birdseed, and uncooked rice grains? Hey, and look right there: it’s your lost hat! Here you go, pal; I’ll replace it onto your head. Next time, remember: Don’t let your hat fall into the sink, because such items have a tendency to clog the drain, which can lead to unpleasant aromas.”
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