“Great Scott! the air duct is obstructed! Somebody help!”
“Hello, everyone, I’m Burt the Plumber. I’m here to help you out this holiday season. First, I’ll clear up whatever is blocking your air duct. Let me just go fetch my Coiling Augur Brush and Clamp Wrench with Hoistable Mesh Expanding Canopy. Whoa, there — sorry about your pet. OK, now let’s see what we managed to dislodge: It looks like we got two red towels; a shoebox; a bottle of Scotch; a melted comb; the debut rap album by Jeru (The Sun Rises in the East); several strips of tree bark; two broken phones; a stapler; some human skeletons; and a sizable mass of uncooked rice grains.”
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