12 April 2023

The Astronauts, Pt. 5: Going to Earth

Now our fine journey becomes intense, so I activate the air conditioning in our space rocket as we approach the globe of Earth. 

“Look at all the creatures roaming the landscape!”

“Yes, those are lawyers; it’s hard to believe how many there are.”

So, after we enter Earth’s atmosphere, we land in the ocean; and we begin to explore. 

“Check out these rocks — let’s take some samples,” I say to Cosmonaut Stegz.

We also find Amazon Women, forbidden apples, and birds. 

After this, we go off and land in the desert, where we buy a bottle of booze, a pair of shoes, and some new tattoos. The latter depict three camels rambling over the hillside to meet a woman named Sarah, a woman named Rebekah, and a woman named Rachael; after the beasts bow to these beauties, they bring them back to our tent, which is secretly a space shuttle, and we all blast off while having a drink together: Our destination is the Big Dipper.

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