12 April 2023

The Astronauts, Pt. 6: Astronaut Food

Howdy-hoo! I’m sucking a tube of astronaut food. Here is the menu:

Pizza-flavored toothpaste. Tuna chicken spread. Mashed salami. Liquid cheeseburger. Dehydrated broth. Ham-hock jam. Pork puree. Beef stew-glue. Buttermilk flavored cow-tongue smoothie. Salisbury steak shake. Popcorn gum. 

Yes, astronaut food is delectably gooey to chew. Taco soup. Corndog slaw. Intravenous mutton.

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